• someone: *drives next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*
  • me: don’t make it weird

fasterfood:

half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that

(via ree-diculous)

oamisoa:

I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time 

(Source: iwantamimosa, via petitetimidgay)

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

(Source: brenthor, via intrude)

spreaditlikeavirus:

afgaganistan:

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

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Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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